Why oh Lord, Why?

Of all the vilest profanities. Of all the most evil hypocrisies. Of all the most treacherous deceits spoken by men. Of all the most venomous lies ever told. Of all the most blasphemous words cried out in times of despair. Of all the most sinful, wicked, licentious and barbaric terrors which have ever graced the face of the earth, none could ever compare to the Christian faith which states "God cannot."